some random facts about me:

I live in Oakland, California, but I grew up in New Jersey, right by where they filmed The Sopranos. I’ve written funny, weird, serious, and straightforward things for websites, print magazines, startups, nonprofits, and agencies. I can also draw, paint, sew, read palms, and brew chai. I don’t know Rihanna personally, but one day I’ll be okay with that.